"Dessert-ed"

So, my girlfriends Britt and Steph and Lauren and I are hosting a Valentines Day Party for our single friends.  It is called “Dessert-ed.”  Get the gist?  🙂

Here is the poem that Britt and I wrote for the invitation we sent out on Facebook.  Thought this might make you all laugh.

“cupid, so stupid, that’s what you say,
“singles awareness,” the joke of the day
but come now, friends, let’s get real,
we know you secretly have a heart to steal!

that’s why we’re hosting a speed-dating night,
don’t worry, we’re kidding, just bring your appetite,
dessert for the “dessert-ed” if dressed in red or pink,
the consequences could be advantageous, (wink-wink).

Near, Far, wherever you are,
be here or be square,
with friends who care.
but if you decline with much ado,
just think of what Celine would say to you:
It’s not so bad, “your heart WILL go on!”
(Unless otherwise stopped by our homemade bon-bons)

and yes, in this economy! we must face the facts:
can you pls. come having fulfilled this little task?
a monetary supplement for your hosts,
Unless you take the challenge, to provide a witty toast!

and last, but certainly not least,
we’d honestly rather not face the police;
so for this party on Valentines,
we’d kindly ask that you don’t bring beer or wine.

and now, just before we wrap up our Diddy,
we must request, can someone bring their Wii?
with that, and poker, and You’ve Got Mail,
gosh, how COULD this party fail?

 

Stats so far: 10 coming, 8 maybes, 10 no’s, and 28 still undecided.  We’ll keep you posted.  And, of course, party pictures to come!